Crocs, Rubber Ducks, Spongebob? Six Weird Things That Actually

Every time I end up in a Walmart, Dick's Sporting Goods, or Bass Pro Shop, I end up spending way more than I want in the fishing section. Rows of crankbaits, spinners, rattletraps, spoons, plastic worms, and topwater frogs seemingly call out to me from the shelf, each one looking like the final piece I need to
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